Okay, it’s no secret that 90% of my personality is dog. I grew up with dogs, I’ve worked walking dogs, and my only joy in life as an adult is my dog, Sneakers. Most things a dog can do are inherently funny to me just because I love them so much. Everyone knows this. My algorithm especially knows this, because the only kind of content I like is about dogs. Dogs on boats. Dogs digging holes. Dogs wearing little outfits. Dogs eating some stupid bullshit. Dogs just being dogs. Hilarious! I’m supposed to SCROLL PAST a dog video without liking it? Absurd.
All that being said my love of dogs is not enough to make a cartoon funny enough for publication. It’s mostly just enough for me to share these bad cartoons about dogs with you because I still think they’re kinda funny. There are dogs in them! What else do they need? Funnier jokes? Better gags? Catch me in the next life when I’m a cat person. In this one, I won’t apologize. I got that dog in me.
TLDR: Please enjoy these rejected cartoons featuring dogs.
This one was in the very first batch of cartoons I sent. Ah, such sweet naivete. It’s so bad it makes me want to say “awwww.”
No one gets this one. ALL I’M SAYING is that little dogs that wear clothes most of the year… must feel cold and exposed to the elements in the summer when they are buck ass naked? Isn’t it ironic? Don’tchya think? It’s like RAAAAIIIAIAIAIAIIIINNNN…
Another early one that never saw the light of day… probably because it was funded inspired by the government…. suspicious.
Okay, taking a more serious turn here. Nothing is more serious than a wine pairing. (Rajiv hates that I drew dog heads with human hands… but like a paw could never pour such an elegant glass, am I right?)
Gotta give Rajiv all the credit for this caption. Perhaps I should blame him for it getting rejected as well? I will.
Alright, that’s it! No more dogs today!
Smell ya later. Happy Friday, and may your kibble cup runneth over. <3
Cackling at the last two